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Deroy Murdock
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 If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
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 Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?

Well, Deroy, I assume you're about to suggest waterboarding them until they confess to witchcraft.
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 Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
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 Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
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 manonfire wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
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 manonfire wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
Word up, dawg! :D
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 manonfire wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
Ooooooooo, assholeonfire called me a bitch. Methinks Merlin is right about his latent gayness. Come on assholeonfire, het men do not call other men bitches. But you know who does. Come on, fess up.
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 Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
What defines a witch Deroy? In other words, what is a witch supposed to be, and supposed to do?
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 yoki wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
What defines a witch Deroy? In other words, what is a witch supposed to be, and supposed to do?
A witch is an old hag who wears a black robe and rides a broom. Like this one:

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 LMAO!

Word up, Deroy!
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 Deroy Murdock wrote: yoki wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
What defines a witch Deroy? In other words, what is a witch supposed to be, and supposed to do?
A witch is an old hag who wears a black robe and rides a broom. Like this one:
Well shoot! You can find one easily. Just find one of those eccentric female British professors who lectures at a staid English university and who is into BDSM. So they are very real by your definition.
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 Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?
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 rvhill wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?
Women have that ability to put a spell on men. In essence, they can all be witches. We men, unfortunately, are much too willing to fall under their spells. But it is sweet enchantment in the beginning.

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 yoki wrote:
rvhill wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?
Women have that ability to put a spell on men. In essence, they can all be witches. We men, unfortunately, are much too willing to fall under their spells. But it is sweet enchantment in the beginning.

Dang, I think Yoki has a good handle on women:shock:
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 rvhill wrote:
Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?

Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch.
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 the sex is great, it the after math you got to be worried about. unless you like having your house fire bombed in the middle of the night.
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 manonfire wrote: Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch.YO: WTF? Hiram getting it on with witches? Have you abandoned fundyism, my old friend? :shock:
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 Torquemada wrote: manonfire wrote: Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch.YO: WTF? Hiram getting it on with witches? Have you abandoned fundyism, my old friend? :shock:

Hiram may have been going through a hormone flashbach when he posted that. Such can be excused for fundies.
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Torquemada wrote: manonfire wrote: Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch.YO: WTF? Hiram getting it on with witches? Have you abandoned fundyism, my old friend? :shock:

Hiram may have been going through a hormone flashbach when he posted that. Such can be excused for fundies.

Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.

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 manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? :?
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 manonfire wrote: rvhill wrote:
Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?

Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch.
sooooo . . . the best sex u ever had wasn't even with your wife. ..  does she know? :shock:.. . how much will u pay me not to tell?? . . .

ooooo, this is gonna be fUN!! ;)
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 Do you talk to Hiram's wife often?
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 DAMN!!! . ..  good point. . .  :(:X. . . so there's still a couple bugs to work out in my scheme isn't there . ;). .

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 Charles of H,

Could you PLEASE get your filthy, grimy PEANUT butter out of my creamy chocolate!
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 Charles of Austria wrote: Charles of H,

Could you PLEASE get your filthy, grimy PEANUT butter out of my creamy chocolate!


You are quite mistaken, Charles of A,

I believe your disgusting, slimy CHOCOLATE is in MY peanut butter.

YUCK!

 
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"Chocolate in my peanut butter",...you guys are sick.:(

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 met wrote: manonfire wrote: rvhill wrote:
Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?

Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch.
sooooo . . . the best sex u ever had wasn't even with your wife. ..  does she know? :shock:.. . how much will u pay me not to tell?? . . .

ooooo, this is gonna be fUN!! ;)

Hey, did you ever think that maybe Hiram's wife IS the witch?
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manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? :?

Christian sinner
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 manonfire wrote: Torquemada wrote:
manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? :?

Christian sinner
Ahhh yes, the ones with the licence to sin... they get to have all the fun with no consequences.
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 yoki wrote:
manonfire wrote: Torquemada wrote:
manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? :?

Christian sinner
Ahhh yes, the ones with the licence to sin... they get to have all the fun with no consequences.

Nope, wrong again. There are consequences that come along with every sin. Yoki, you guys don't need a Christian's sin to make you feel better about yourselves. It's time you all learn to stand on your own merit, and stop justifying and rationalizing your Godlessness by poking sticks at Christians. No, we pay consequences for our sins; however, unlike your kind, we won't pay the ultimate consequence for our sins--eternal hell.
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 manonfire wrote: yoki wrote:
manonfire wrote: Torquemada wrote:
manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? :?

Christian sinner
Ahhh yes, the ones with the licence to sin... they get to have all the fun with no consequences.

Nope, wrong again. There are consequences that come along with every sin. Yoki, you guys don't need a Christian's sin to make you feel better about yourselves. It's time you all learn to stand on your own merit, and stop justifying and rationalizing your Godlessness by poking sticks at Christians. No, we pay consequences for our sins; however, unlike your kind, we won't pay the ultimate consequence for our sins--eternal hell.
You are the one justifying and rationalizing your own form of godlessness, by saying "Christian sinner." And since you don't pay the "ulimate" consequence for your sins, according to your sick belief system, you therefore suffer really no consequences at all. Your sick belief system gives you a licence to sin. You fundies are too stupid to see that though.
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 yoki wrote:
manonfire wrote: yoki wrote:
manonfire wrote: Torquemada wrote:
manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? :?

Christian sinner
Ahhh yes, the ones with the licence to sin... they get to have all the fun with no consequences.

Nope, wrong again. There are consequences that come along with every sin. Yoki, you guys don't need a Christian's sin to make you feel better about yourselves. It's time you all learn to stand on your own merit, and stop justifying and rationalizing your Godlessness by poking sticks at Christians. No, we pay consequences for our sins; however, unlike your kind, we won't pay the ultimate consequence for our sins--eternal hell.
You are the one justifying and rationalizing your own form of godlessness, by saying "Christian sinner." And since you don't pay the "ulimate" consequence for your sins, according to your sick belief system, you therefore suffer really no consequences at all. Your sick belief system gives you a licence to sin. You fundies are too stupid to see that though.

I can no longer communicate with you. You are becoming more and more irrational on a daily basis, to the point you are insane.
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 manonfire wrote: yoki wrote:
manonfire wrote: yoki wrote:
manonfire wrote: Torquemada wrote:
manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? :?

Christian sinner
Ahhh yes, the ones with the licence to sin... they get to have all the fun with no consequences.

Nope, wrong again. There are consequences that come along with every sin. Yoki, you guys don't need a Christian's sin to make you feel better about yourselves. It's time you all learn to stand on your own merit, and stop justifying and rationalizing your Godlessness by poking sticks at Christians. No, we pay consequences for our sins; however, unlike your kind, we won't pay the ultimate consequence for our sins--eternal hell.
You are the one justifying and rationalizing your own form of godlessness, by saying "Christian sinner." And since you don't pay the "ulimate" consequence for your sins, according to your sick belief system, you therefore suffer really no consequences at all. Your sick belief system gives you a licence to sin. You fundies are too stupid to see that though.

I can no longer communicate with you. You are becoming more and more irrational on a daily basis, to the point you are insane.
You simply are incapable of responding to issues.
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 manonfire wrote: Christian sinnerYO: Following Luther's advice, I'll bet - "Sin boldly!" :D
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 Torquemada wrote: manonfire wrote: Christian sinnerYO: Following Luther's advice, I'll bet - "Sin boldly!" :D


Hiram is a good Christian sinner. I am sure when he sinned, he did it very boldly, and pleased the heck out of Luther and biblegod.

 
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 Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?

I made a movie about a young witch named Kiki,....and an organization called Concerned Women for America tried to boycott it.

Americans are weird, but I already knew that.



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