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Slim
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Posted: Mon Nov 3rd, 2008 05:23 pm |
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| I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented?
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Barak Obama
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Posted: Mon Nov 3rd, 2008 05:26 pm |
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Slim wrote: I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented?
My grandmother used to tear out pages from her Bible. Over the course of a year, she went through Genesis to Deuteronomy.
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John McCain
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Posted: Mon Nov 3rd, 2008 05:29 pm |
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| When was this so-called "toliet paper" invented? Does it really work?
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Cajun
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Posted: Mon Nov 3rd, 2008 06:54 pm |
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Slim wrote: I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented?
There are sometimes, reasons to be thankful we live in this day and age...
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/572/what-did-people-use-before-toilet-paper-was-invented
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Slim
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Posted: Tue Nov 4th, 2008 02:05 am |
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Cajun wrote: Slim wrote: I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented?
There are sometimes, reasons to be thankful we live in this day and age...
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/572/what-did-people-use-before-toilet-paper-was-invented
Man, if I lived back then I would just refuse to deficate. I'd just hold it in.
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Carol2
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Posted: Tue Nov 4th, 2008 05:11 pm |
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Slim wrote: I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented? I believe some people in the world are still using their left hand. 
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Posted: Tue Nov 4th, 2008 08:24 pm |
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Carol2 wrote: Slim wrote: I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented? I believe some people in the world are still using their left hand.
With or withOUT toilet paper?
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NorrinRadd
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Posted: Wed Nov 5th, 2008 08:52 am |
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Slim wrote: I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented?
Why, planning what you're going to do for a living once the economy and our general standard of living both tank under Obie?
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W
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Posted: Wed Nov 5th, 2008 04:23 pm |
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Slim wrote: I was just thinking, what did people use before toliet paper was invented?
Toast.
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Barak Obama
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Posted: Wed Nov 5th, 2008 04:33 pm |
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Hi there, W!
I hear you just commissioned some commemorative TP for the White House.
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W
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Posted: Wed Nov 5th, 2008 05:27 pm |
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Heheheheheheheh. I sure hope you like the TP, Barack.
I'm also leaving you some other very special presents in the Oval Office toliet,...
know whatta mean? Heheheheheheheheheheheh!
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Cajun
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Posted: Wed Nov 5th, 2008 05:36 pm |
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Posted: Wed Nov 5th, 2008 06:41 pm |
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 That was pretty disgusting, Cajun. I was hoping that the Christians on this forum could at least curb the potty talk around here.
That being said, I thought the Obama paper was funny, though quite frankly, I wouldn't wipe myself with it. He isn't worthy of such a distinction.
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Posted: Mon Nov 10th, 2008 12:56 am |
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Carol2 wrote: I believe some people in the world are still using their left hand. YO: Yes. These are the wonderful people who are immigrating to our country in en masse. Just don't shake their hands when they come through customs after a long plane trip
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Posted: Mon Nov 10th, 2008 10:16 pm |
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| You people are obssessed with toilet paper. Get a closomat already.
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ToniLoryn
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Posted: Mon Nov 10th, 2008 10:21 pm |
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Sigmund Freud wrote: You people are obssessed with toilet paper. Get a closomat already.
Don't you think toilet paper would be a good thing to take stock out on? It's always going to be bought and needed.
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Cajun
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Posted: Tue Nov 11th, 2008 01:51 pm |
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nah, just keep a stock of rags
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