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Deroy Murdock
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 05:42 pm |
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| If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
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AyHyperbole
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 05:44 pm |
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Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
Well, Deroy, I assume you're about to suggest waterboarding them until they confess to witchcraft.
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Deroy Murdock
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 05:51 pm |
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manonfire
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 05:54 pm |
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Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
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AyHyperbole
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 05:58 pm |
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manonfire wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
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Deroy Murdock
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 06:00 pm |
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manonfire wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
Word up, dawg! 
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 06:13 pm |
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manonfire wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: Don't you just hate it when you know when someone is lying, but you can't prove it?
Deroy, I can't answer your question about witches, but I know how to tell who bitches are...they sound exactly like Hyper and yoki.
Ooooooooo, assholeonfire called me a bitch. Methinks Merlin is right about his latent gayness. Come on assholeonfire, het men do not call other men bitches. But you know who does. Come on, fess up.
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yoki
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 06:28 pm |
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Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
What defines a witch Deroy? In other words, what is a witch supposed to be, and supposed to do?
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Deroy Murdock
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 07:30 pm |
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yoki wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
What defines a witch Deroy? In other words, what is a witch supposed to be, and supposed to do?
A witch is an old hag who wears a black robe and rides a broom. Like this one:Attachment: JSotomayor.jpg (Downloaded 66 times)
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Pastor Phil
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 07:31 pm |
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LMAO!
Word up, Deroy!
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yoki
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Posted: Mon Jun 15th, 2009 08:14 pm |
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Deroy Murdock wrote: yoki wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
What defines a witch Deroy? In other words, what is a witch supposed to be, and supposed to do?
A witch is an old hag who wears a black robe and rides a broom. Like this one:
Well shoot! You can find one easily. Just find one of those eccentric female British professors who lectures at a staid English university and who is into BDSM. So they are very real by your definition.
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rvhill
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Posted: Fri Jun 19th, 2009 08:19 pm |
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Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?
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yoki
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Posted: Fri Jun 19th, 2009 08:50 pm |
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rvhill wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?
Women have that ability to put a spell on men. In essence, they can all be witches. We men, unfortunately, are much too willing to fall under their spells. But it is sweet enchantment in the beginning.Last edited on Fri Jun 19th, 2009 08:50 pm by yoki
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manonfire
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Posted: Fri Jun 19th, 2009 09:43 pm |
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yoki wrote:
rvhill wrote: Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?
Women have that ability to put a spell on men. In essence, they can all be witches. We men, unfortunately, are much too willing to fall under their spells. But it is sweet enchantment in the beginning.
Dang, I think Yoki has a good handle on women
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manonfire
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Posted: Fri Jun 19th, 2009 09:44 pm |
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rvhill wrote:
Deroy Murdock wrote: If so, how can you tell if someone is a real witch?
I have a couple of ex girlfriends,which I feel pretty sure are witches, does that count?
Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch.
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Posted: Wed Jul 1st, 2009 02:17 am |
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| the sex is great, it the after math you got to be worried about. unless you like having your house fire bombed in the middle of the night.
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Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 08:41 pm |
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manonfire wrote: Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch. YO: WTF? Hiram getting it on with witches? Have you abandoned fundyism, my old friend?
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yoki
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Posted: Thu Jul 2nd, 2009 08:46 pm |
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Torquemada wrote: manonfire wrote: Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch. YO: WTF? Hiram getting it on with witches? Have you abandoned fundyism, my old friend?
Hiram may have been going through a hormone flashbach when he posted that. Such can be excused for fundies.
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manonfire
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Posted: Fri Jul 3rd, 2009 02:58 am |
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yoki wrote:
Torquemada wrote: manonfire wrote: Send them my way. The best sex I ever had was from a witch. YO: WTF? Hiram getting it on with witches? Have you abandoned fundyism, my old friend?
Hiram may have been going through a hormone flashbach when he posted that. Such can be excused for fundies.
Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.Last edited on Fri Jul 3rd, 2009 03:03 am by manonfire
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Posted: Fri Jul 3rd, 2009 04:13 am |
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manonfire wrote: Yoda, how could I abandon fundyism when I was never a fundy to begin with? I am A Christian, and a political conservative. How many times do I have to say this to get it through your head? Don't buy into this shit, yoda, this is the mantra of the radical leftist on this board. Well shit, Hiram isn't a fuckin Marxist, then he must be a fundy.
YO: Well, what kind of a Christian sleeps around with witches? 
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