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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 05:22 am |
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Here's stupid.
This is from today's edition of the College newspaper-- an article about how wonderful it is to be a funeral sciences major because thier business is booming what with all the heart attacks and strokes and suicides and so-forth.
May I quote? Thanks.
"For students like A. K., a career in funeral services is a compromise of two potential careers.
"'I wanted to be a make up artist or a surgen and you know, funeral services combines both! My dream is to embalm a drag queen, or maybe somebody famous.'"
Yeah buddy, am I proud.
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 05:41 am |
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Merlin wrote: Here's stupid.
This is from today's edition of the College newspaper-- an article about how wonderful it is to be a funeral sciences major because thier business is booming what with all the heart attacks and strokes and suicides and so-forth.
May I quote? Thanks.
"For students like A. K., a career in funeral services is a compromise of two potential careers.
"'I wanted to be a make up artist or a surgen and you know, funeral services combines both! My dream is to embalm a drag queen, or maybe somebody famous.'"
And this is "stupid" how?
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 06:46 am |
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Merlin
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 06:52 am |
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And this is "stupid" how?
Aren't you supposed to be practicing your lisp?
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Merlin
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 06:53 am |
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| As long as Miami isn't as much of a shithole as Chicago, we're good.
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Carol2
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 07:02 am |
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What if it's worse? 
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Merlin
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 07:20 am |
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| How could it be? You spawned the antichrist.
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 07:29 am |
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Merlin wrote: And this is "stupid" how?
Aren't you supposed to be practicing your lisp?
I've been practicing that lisp since way past you were born!
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 07:31 am |
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Merlin wrote: How could it be? You spawned the antichrist. Good point. 
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 07:37 am |
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| Yes, I thought it would clinch the argument.
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Posted: Fri Oct 9th, 2009 07:38 am |
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I've been practicing that lisp since way past you were born!
There's also mincing.
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