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Richard Dawkins
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Posted: Mon Apr 6th, 2009 05:31 pm |
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I hereby challenge the great Fred Phelps to an informal, no-holds barrred debate.
Prove to me that homosexuals go to hell when they die.
That's right, I dare you to prove this to me through logic and empirical evidence.
Are you game or are you chicken-shit?
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Sigmund Freud
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Posted: Mon Apr 6th, 2009 05:42 pm |
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| Richard, judging by your picture, you seem to have metastasized into some sort of atheistic kiss-happy game show host.
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Fred Phelps
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Posted: Mon Apr 6th, 2009 05:53 pm |
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OK, you limp-wristed son of a FAGGOT. You got yourself a deal.
But first, tell me why you like being a pomous atheist ass. Were you a little sissy boy growing up? Did all the girls beat you up in school? There must be a reason why you like to stir up shit. What is it?
The ball is in your court now, jackass.
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Fred Phelps
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Posted: Mon Apr 6th, 2009 05:57 pm |
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Sigmund Freud wrote: Richard, judging by your picture, you seem to have metastasized into some sort of atheistic kiss-happy game show host.
He's a Hell-bound queer, thats what.
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Richard Dawkins
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Posted: Mon Apr 6th, 2009 06:28 pm |
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Fred Phelps wrote: OK, you limp-wristed son of a FAGGOT. You got yourself a deal.
Name-calling reflects badly only on the one who calls names.
But first, tell me why you like being a pomous atheist ass.
You misspelled "pompous", moron.
Did all the girls beat you up in school?
No, Oundle was an all boys school while I was in attendance.
The ball is in your court now, jackass.
Let me point out that all you have done is dodge the challenge directed at you.
Last edited on Mon Apr 6th, 2009 06:29 pm by Richard Dawkins
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Fred Phelps
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Posted: Mon Apr 6th, 2009 07:14 pm |
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Richard Dawkins wrote: Fred Phelps wrote: OK, you limp-wristed son of a FAGGOT. You got yourself a deal.
Name-calling reflects badly only on the one who calls names.
Yeah, but it sure is fun, sissy-boy!
But first, tell me why you like being a pomous atheist ass.
You misspelled "pompous", moron.
And you just dodged the question, you stinking piece of chicken-shit!
Did all the girls beat you up in school?
No, Oundle was an all boys school while I was in attendance.
Yeah, I figured you went to some fag boarding school.
The ball is in your court now, jackass. Let me point out that all you have done is dodge the challenge directed at you.
No, let me correct you, professor. I asked you whether you were a little sissy-boy growing up, and you dodged the question in your usual, snotty little manner.
Burn in Hell, hypocrite!
Last edited on Mon Apr 6th, 2009 07:23 pm by Fred Phelps
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Richard Dawkins
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Posted: Mon Apr 6th, 2009 07:27 pm |
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Fred, I refuse to dignify your rubbish with a response.
Could you please stick to the original challenge? Prove to me that homosexuals will go to hell when they die. I double dare you.
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Torquemada
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 12:24 am |
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Richard Dawkins wrote: Fred, I refuse to dignify your rubbish with a response.
Could you please stick to the original challenge? Prove to me that homosexuals will go to hell when they die. I double dare you. YO: A friend of mine once said "The YMCA is hell." Hence, we can set up the following logical syllogism: Hell = YMCA. Queers go to the YMCA. Ergo, Queers go to hell.
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 12:57 am |
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Torquemada wrote: A friend of mine once said "The YMCA is hell." Hence, we can set up the following logical syllogism: Hell = YMCA. Queers go to the YMCA. Ergo, Queers go to hell.
Now why would anyone say that about the Y? It's a mighty fine place. I used to shower there all the time while I was a law student.
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Fred Phelps
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 12:58 am |
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Richard Dawkins wrote: Fred, I refuse to dignify your rubbish with a response.
What you need is an over the knee, bare-ass spanking.
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:22 am |
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Sigmund Freud wrote: Richard, judging by your picture, you seem to have metastasized into some sort of atheistic kiss-happy game show host.
Siggy, you just don't understand the principal of immutable Merlinian etymology.
The poster's name is Richard Dawkins. The picture is of Richard Dawson. Since "kin" means "related by blood or marriage," clearly "Dawson" and "Dawkins" are equivalent.
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Fred Phelps
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 05:06 am |
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NorrinRadd wrote: Siggy, you just don't understand the principal of immutable Merlinian etymology.
The poster's name is Richard Dawkins. The picture is of Richard Dawson. Since "kin" means "related by blood or marriage," clearly "Dawson" and "Dawkins" are equivalent.
Yep, you could use an over the knee bare-ass spanking too.
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Richard Simmons
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:31 pm |
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Fred Phelps wrote: Richard Dawkins wrote: Fred, I refuse to dignify your rubbish with a response.
What you need is an over the knee, bare-ass spanking.
Hey, Fred.
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Fred Phelps
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:38 pm |
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Richard Simmons wrote: Fred Phelps wrote: Richard Dawkins wrote: Fred, I refuse to dignify your rubbish with a response.
What you need is an over the knee, bare-ass spanking.
Hey, Fred.
Hey, yourself.
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:41 pm |
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| Hey, Fred. Would you like a bite of my sausage?
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:42 pm |
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| Sausage?
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:48 pm |
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Fred Phelps wrote: Sausage?
Yes, sausage. Would you like a bite of my sausage?
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Fred Phelps
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:53 pm |
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Richard Simmons wrote: Fred Phelps wrote: Sausage?
Yes, sausage. Would you like a bite of my sausage?
OK, sure. I'll take a bite.
I love sausage. It's part of a healthy diet.
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:54 pm |
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Fred Phelps wrote: OK, sure. I'll take a bite.
I love sausage. It's part of a healthy diet.
Fred, do you want a bite of my sausage?
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Posted: Tue Apr 7th, 2009 04:56 pm |
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Richard Simmons wrote: Fred Phelps wrote: OK, sure. I'll take a bite.
I love sausage. It's part of a healthy diet.
Fred, do you want a bite of my sausage?
Yes.
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